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Richard Graves

 

	Name:	Richard Graves
	Nickname:	Gravy, Bisto, Dick, Gravenelie
	Date of birth:	5/8/1976
	Position:	Bowler
	Batting Style:	Right Hand Batsman
	Bowling Style:	Left Arm Medium
	Other:	Commentator
	Highest Score:	39
	Best Bowling:	3-9
	Honours:	MC club presentation evening MC Premier League Darts Leading Slow Left Arm bowler in the club Sky Sports clothing 1st X1 15+ games Sponsored by Colgate
Profile: Since moving to HCC from the poor establishment of Kirkstill Educational, HCC has brought happiness into my life. I have even acquired a personal shopper Miss Burch who burnt my Marks and Spencer wardrobe and has fitted me out with some designer fashion including many pink shirts. I am proud to be sponsored by Colgate Toothpaste as I possess teeth whiter than white with a refreshing taste. It is just a shame no ladies go near me. I am extremely proud to play cricket with a smile on my face. I am a gentleman within a decreasing gentleman's game. I am pleased to see our new 1st X1 captain Yellow has finally seen the light and dropped me to the second team where I belong. I do believe I have extreme talent with the bat as well as the ball and with the right opportunities I am sure I will blossom for the Horse. Away from the cricket I have just brought myself a luxury apartment called Gravenely Towers with my bedroom ( Playboy Mansion) still awaiting to be christened. With a bright future at HCC the Gravenelie will play an integral part in the success of the club, and guys always remember that where ever you are there is only 1 Richard Graves Sky Sports